Many people do not respect Jesus enough to obey Him. Protestants disobey The Holy Word with Which Jesus Spoke The Only Church He Founded Into Being.

“And I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you the keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.”

Why do they disobey Jesus?

The Profiteers of Protestantism praise them! “You are smart! You are good! Jesus has to let you into Heaven! I will keep telling you that as long as you give me 10% of your income!”

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The Profiteers of Protestantism had a problem! “We have to get around the actual Words of Jesus to Peter! Smarter people take Jesus seriously. They won’t give us money!”

The most brilliant Protestant theologian is the far-famed Little Fred. He was President of Global Protestant Marketing Plans, Corp.

Little Fred had a solution! “2,000 years of History tells us that Peter did go to Rome. He was crucified upside down in Rome. He was buried in Rome. His bones are still in Rome. Just tell your donors to ignore all that because The Bible never said that Peter went to Rome!”

Other Protestants didn’t believe him. “No one will ever believe that!”

“Try it!” said Little Fred. “Your donors are desperate to get into Heaven without obeying Catholic Teachings! They’ll believe anything you tell them!”

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Little Fred was right! To this day, many Protestants recite “I reject The Catholic Church because The Bible does not say that Peter went to Rome.” They nod wisely, as if they have said something intelligent.

Catholics can barely keep from laughing out loud!

“You silly Protestants! You all disobey The Church-Founding Word of Jesus that is in The Bible! You disobey Jesus because four words, ‘Peter went to Rome’ are not in The Bible!”

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The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit are One. Protestantism insults the Son by disobeying His Holy, Church-Founding Word. It insults The Holy Spirit by thinking He should have provided better Guidance to the Catholic Saints who wrote New Testament. Protestantism insults The Father by insisting that Two Persons of The Holy Trinity made mistakes!

That’s Protestantism!

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