Letter #20 from a Protestant minister.
One of the oddest letters we’ve received from Pastor Pitstop concerns his soul. Suddenly, he is very worried about getting into Heaven. He is questioning his decades as a minister with some real soul-searching. In the process, Pastor Pitstop has invented the most bizarre theory we have ever heard about how non-Catholics and Protestants may […]
Letter #18 from a Protestant minister.
We received a letter from Pastor Pitstop. He has enclosed an email that he received from Minister McMacMack, whose massive mega-church is destroying Pastor Pitstop’s much smaller church. Now, it appears that their conflict is growing. Dear Catholic Fundamentalism: You know that I don’t like you Catholics very much. Always going on and on about […]
Letter #17 from a Protestant minister.
Pastor Pitstop hasn’t called or written for some time. We were worried that he might be angry with us. Then, we got this letter. Pastor Pitstop is very concerned about Cody Cooler, the new Youth Pastor up at Mighty Mountain Mega-church. Dear Catholic Fundamentalism: It’s not fair! It used to be that when young people […]
Letter #16 from a Protestant minister:
You may remember that Pastor Pitstop first believed there were Three Necessary Sacraments, Baptism, Marriage, and Friendliness. Then, he realized that it was not “Friendliness” but “Cleanliness” that is next to Godliness.” Now, he is deciding if Cleanliness is a necessary Fourth Sacrament. He describes the theological concerns involved. Dear Catholic Fundamentalism: I have to […]
Letter #15 from a Protestant minister:
All of us at Catholic Fundamentalism were very relieved to get a letter from Pastor Pitstop that was much more cheerful. His depression seems to have ended. He is no longer bothered by the fact that he is the only Protestant clergyperson who is defending the Protestant Establishment. He seems to be over the feeling […]
Letter #14 from a Protestant minister:
This is the first letter we’ve received from Pastor Pitstop in which he seems slightly depressed. He feels lonely. Some of the Catholic Fundamentalism Editorial Board were worried that he might be overly concerned about some family or financial matters. But, he seems to be more perplexed about the loneliness of his position. His question […]
Letter #13 from a Protestant minister:
Pastor Pitstop had a close call! He was nearly fired for violating the policy of The Second Independent United Reform Padded-Pew Perkmistianist Church of North America. He’d invested his church’s entire Roofing Fund in a fly-by-night evangelical program without Board approval. But, Pastor Pitstop was the only Protestant minister in North America who defended the […]
Letter #12 from a Protestant Minister:
Pastor Travis Pitstop thought he was going to be fired. As you may remember, Pastor Pitstop had “invested” his Padded-Pew Perkmistianist Church’s entire Roofing Fund in a scam invented by that notorious Reverend, Donnie Brooke. Reverend Brooke claimed to have heard a “call” to evangelize wealthy Recreational Vehicle owners. He had talked Pastor Pitstop into […]
Letter #11 from a Protestant minister:
Today, a very disturbing message came in from our dear friend, Pastor Travis T. Pitstop. It appears that he has gotten himself in big trouble with his Board, and may lose his job. His plaintive message serves as a warning to all when dealing with various schismatics. Dear Catholic Fundamentalism: I am in big trouble, […]
Letter #10 from a Protestant Minister:
Pastor Pitstop wrote to let us know that he was concerned because people were criticizing Protestants for dividing, splitting, and fragmenting so frequently. And, he wanted to tell us know that there were plenty of things wrong with The Catholic Church. In fact, he pointed out a theological flaw in Catholicism that many Protestants might […]