It’s a great mystery why Catholic Fundamentalism is so studiously ignored by Catholic experts. When we think about it, we see that every Sacrament of The Church is explained, and is actually made reasonable, by Catholic Fundamentalism:
Baptism: Baptism provides the re-programming necessary to erase the errors of Original Sin, an inherited programming error written into individual programs by Adam and Eve.
Confession/Reconciliation: This Sacrament allows for the necessary erasure of errors that creep into our operating systems.
Communion: This is a miraculously complicated program. It allows the re-programming of wheat and wine into the Body and Blood of Christ. It is a sign that our individual program is allowed to be strengthened so that it can accept the ongoing downloads, re-programmings, and assistance of The Holy Wireless Connector. He keeps us in touch with The Programmer, The Program (CFs believe that Jesus Christ, “the Word” is The Program, in perfect, obedient, human form), and the created entities around us.
Confirmation: When our individual program has been made acceptable to The Programmer, we have that state of grace more permanently written within us, downloading a continually purifying program within us.
Matrimony: This allows us to re-program ourselves in the best way to create/write/download new human programs to follow us.
Anointing of the sick: This re-programming has two functions, to repair/re-program damaged body and brain programs and to prepare the soul for uploading into Programming HQ.
Holy Orders: This is the deepest re-programming possible. It allows a man to download the power to provide all the divine re-programming listed above to his fellow human programs.
