Catholic Fundamentalism looks at the First Programming Log, our name for the Old Testament. We find there is no explanation for the prophets and their prophecies coming true except a Christian distillation of truth, typified in the Apostle’s Creed:
“I believe in God the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth: And in Jesus Christ His only Son, our Lord; Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, dead, and buried; He descended into hell; the third day He rose again from the dead; He ascended into heaven, and sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty; from thence He shall come to judge the quick and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost; the holy catholic church; the communion of saints; the forgiveness of sins; the resurrection of the body; and the life everlasting. Amen”
Catholic Fundamentalism sees and believes the same truths. Without impugning their sanctity, we respectfully consider updating some of the Iron Age words with current technology:
“I believe in The Loving Programmer. He programmed and downloaded The Creation Program, within which are all of us and all there is. And, I believe in Jesus Christ, The Living Program, His only Son, our Lord; who was brought into perfect, obedient, human form by The Holy Wireless Connector and the free choice of the virgin Mary. (After bearing witness to the Truth) He suffered under a typical government official manipulated by special interests, was crucified. His program was erased, and He was buried. He descended where those who preferred their own programs, no matter how full of errors, lived. There, He clicked on and dragged out the living essences of human programs (souls) who could be saved; the third day His Holy Program was fully and perfectly restored; He ascended into Programming HQ, and sitteth on the right hand of The Programmer of Programmers. From there He shall come to judge the human programs, those on earth and those who have passed on. I believe in the Holy Wireless Connector and in all the Programmed entities He lovingly downloaded to bring us human programs closer to The Loving Programmer, The Living Program, and The Holy Wireless Connector; the holy catholic church; the communion of saints; the forgiveness of sins; the resurrection of the body; and the life everlasting. Amen”
