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Thank you, Smarty Marty!

The Church’s frequent failure to defend is the great mystery of the ages. Communist saboteurs were the “New...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Marketing Plan for Dying Protestant Groups

I learned Protestant Theology in my lunch with Pastor Bob. By our third glass of wine, I heard...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

The hardest part of Protestant Marketing?

I met an old friend, the pastor of my former Church, for lunch. After we ordered, asked him,...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Lapsed Cat’lics is wha’r the money is!

“Now, we is all dun wif’ yer trainin’. Y’all knows how ter wurk The Gian’ Baptismal Font. Y’all...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Young Pastor Bob learned about Holy Orders

“My Church of The Perfect Baptism is the greates’ theologicul breakthrough in the hist’ry of Baptizin’!”, exulted Pastor...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Young Pastor Bob learned about Marriage

Young Pastor Bob was having a hard time in Pastor Big Bob’s Seminary of The Perfect Baptism. The...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Young Pastor Bob’s Confession concerns

Young Pastor Bob’s Confession concerns were brought up in a chance meeting with Pastor Big Bob after his...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Making money the Pastor Bob way.

Every ambitious Protestant man needs Talking Points to make his Marketing Plan more attractive to donors to be...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Pastor Bob #44,001, Internal Memo

Catholic Fundamentalism just received a confidential copy of a memo sent by the latest and greatest, history-making Pastor...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Pastor Bob boo-boo #1

Each Protestant schism was invented by An Ambitious Man with a Marketing Plan. The collective noun that describes...