Category: IQ Test

I bet my soul

Once we consider, “I have an immortal soul that will either spend eternity in perpetual pain or unending joy.”, we are forced to choose. Some make this bet: “Hey, I bet my soul that God is kind and loving and I am a good person! I don’t need a Church or any formal stuff that […]

Can Protestants get to Heaven?

The most frequent question on this site’s Facebook Page is “Can Protestants get to Heaven?”. Usually, the questioner is an intelligent Protestant, often asking in such a way they seem to believe the only right answer is “Yes.” Often, the question is asked obliquely: “Well, I believe in Jesus and The Bible, so I’m going […]

Here’s how, Pastor Bob!

Lesson One: The young, ambitious Pastor Bob must memorize and rehearse The Vital Sentence. He must be able to use it effectively with every person, donor, potential contributors, and everyone he meets: “Jesus needs you.” If you want to be a Pastor Bob with your own giant mega-church, personal Lockheed Mission Jet, and a couple […]

Pastor Bobs need Jimmy Bigbux

Schism Seminary Announcement: Now, for a short time, Schism Seminary is offering its most popular course on the new Schism Seminary Cyber School! No need to quit your job to learn the most important revenue stream that every Pastor Bob has to have: “Pastor Bobs need Jimmy Bigbux!” Low-end Pastor Bob start-ups begin with hitting […]

Early, weird Pastor Bobs

Mohammed grew up up in Arabia. He was surrounded by many Somewhat Christian Denominations. They were invented by early, weird Pastor Bobs. He knew of the Sabellians, whose Pastor Bob was Sibellius. He invented his own, odd theory about The Trinity in contradiction to Catholic teaching. Sabellian sales missionaries competed with Arians. Their Pastor Bob […]

From here to Heaven

When large numbers people began to join the early Church, the Jerusalem establishment knew it had a problem. “The most knowledgeable Jews have read the prophecies. They know that Jesus fulfilled them. Every time more Jews come to Jerusalem, the converts tell them about Jesus, His accursed Church, and how His Disciples and those whom […]

The Imaginary Problem Factory.

Since the days they built The Tower, Babylon maintained power by keeping people frightened, worried, and reliant on the powers of the state to keep them safe. In our age, The Imaginary Problem Factory invents, spreads and justifies lies through spokespeople with the moral and intellectual standards of “stars”. They include the Justin Beibers, Whoopi […]

“I’m smart too, Mikey!”

The words of Wisdom 2:12 include “The wicked say: Let us beset the just one, because he is obnoxious to us. . .” In The Godfather, the second-rate Fredo rants to the brother he tried to murder, “I’m smart too, Mikey!” Cain said the same thing to the brother he did succeed in killing. “I’m […]

“You are a good person.”

Sometimes, even experienced Pastor Bobs get confused by different marketing plans from the 43,000 schisms claiming to be “Christian”. The competing, conflictging efforts of the three or four hundred thousand Pastor Bobs behind them can be very confusing. This update from Schism Seminary may help. Good morning from Schism Seminary! Hope you are doing well, […]

Pastor Bob is on the job!

Catholic Saints and Scholars are in tune with God’s timetable. They know that we are running out of time. The Church realizes that its primary mission of saving souls is going to be coming to an end. To reach out more effectively, The Church began to hold services in many languages. When The Church did […]