Protestantism is “Jesus Avoidance”.
Catholics obey Jesus’ clear, emphatic, often-repeated Instruction, “If you do not eat My Body and drink My Blood you do not have life in you.” Protestantism is a such collection of reasons to ignore Jesus that we may define it: Protestantism is “Jesus Avoidance”. Those who willfully choose to ignore Jesus’ clear command have not […]
Take off your shoes!
Many flies fly into flypaper. No more buzzing around! They soon die. People buzz around. Many get stuck on some vanity. Those who can’t escape vanity must die. Think about the fly. It’s alive, but can’t pull its tiny feet from the sticky paper. Can we help it? If we pull it off, we’ll break […]
Belief without obedience, the deadly sham.
Belief without obedience, the deadly sham. Consider one of Jesus’ most frequently repeated instructions: “If you do not eat My Body and drink My Blood you do not have life in you.” He reinforced that bizarre instruction an incredible 12 times in the 33 verses between John 6:33 and John 6:66! Some non-Christians conclude “He […]
Protestant and Natural Gas Marketing Plans
Sales have been provided by Protestant Marketing Plans and Talking Points for five hundred years! Protestant and Natural Gas Marketing Plans are similar. An amazing 43,000 inventive “Pastor Bobs” have invented their own denominations. They have mushroomed into an amazing 250,000 Protestant churches! There are more than a dozen Protestant churches for every high school […]
Many Protestants are like
After reviewing thousands of reasons that Protestants provide to avoid The Only Church Jesus Founded, conclusions may be reached: Many Protestants are like someone who gets to the first steps that lead to a porch built in front of huge doors that provide entrance into a huge mansion. “I’ve gone as far as I need […]
More about Protestant missions
There are two reasons for Protestant missions. One is to get rid of competitors for the dwindling number of prosperous Protestant pulpits. “It took me a long time to get hired here at First Evangelical Bible Pentecostal, and I don’t want one of my ambitious Ministerial Assistants taking my job away from me. One of […]
Pastor Bob warning
The Only Church Jesus Founded requires that its priests be celibate. The Pastor Bobs don’t like that! “Do those Catholics think they’re better than we are? Well, they aren’t! We’re just as good as they are, even if we are married and have families!” Most Pastor Bobs disagree vehemently when asked if celibacy is necessary […]
Who likes football?
Self-hatred manifests itself in self-destruction. Another type of hatred is seen in those who like seeing others destroyed. Hatred is often hidden behind pastimes made popular by those who profit from them. Entire societies are damaged by a hatred of truth. Few want to consider: 1. The human brain is the most complicated thing on […]
Are Pastor Bobists bi-polar?
Many pass this judgment on others: “You never know what he’s going to do because he’s bi-polar.” Or, “It’s hard to be friends with her because she’s bi-polar.” Before “bi-polar” came into vogue, the same odd, contradictory behaviors were described as “schizoid”, “schizophrenic”, or “split personality”. New generations of “experts” replace those labels with the […]
Pastors Bob; mad for money?
Some of the misconceptions spread by the Pastors Bob are beyond rational. Here’s a popular falsehood among the Pastors Bob; mad for money? “The Catholic Church was founded by The Emperor Constantine three hundred years after Jesus was crucified.” This falsehood represents a degree of historical and theological ignorance that is almost incalculable. When we […]