Pastors Bob lies and fries make their way into the minds of Protestants. Once they are inside the brain, the lies eat away like termites.
None of the Pastor Bobs realize that Jesus’ words apply to them: “If you lead a little one of mine astray, it would be better to have a millstone tied around your neck and be thrown into the sea.”
Among such pastors’ plentiful Protestant prevarications:
1. Typical mini-lie: “Our church is warm, welcoming, non-denominational, and non-judgmental.” Truth: “We don’t ever say or do anything that will drive donors away.” They are, of course, very judgmental about those whose donations are thought to be insufficient. “They aren’t really big enough donors, so they aren’t really in our church.”
2. Early Church Lies: “The Catholic Church was begun by the Emperor Constantine three centuries after Jesus died.” Truth: The Roman Catholic Church began after Jesus said to one man in Mt 16: 18-20 “I say unto you thou art Peter and on this rock I build My Church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I give you The Keys to The Kingdom of Heaven.” For three centuries, Roman Emperors viciously persecuted The Church, killing every Catholic, priest and bishop they could. Protestants are rarely told about that, a lie by omission.
3. A huge Lie: “Sola Scripture is the only basis for salvation. We only need The Bible, alone, to get to Heaven. All we need to do to be saved is to believe in Jesus and The Bible.” The truth? Anyone vain enough to want to invent their own little schism to add onto the 43,000 Protestant factions is thereby authorized to find Scripture passages to justify starting their own church. We await the ridiculous new faction based on “God wants us to Baptize children at the age of 8 on the left side of their body because that is where their heart is.” and expect it momentarily.
4. A lie for low-information schismatics: “Catholics are idol-worshiping cannibals.” The truth? Jesus said in John 6:53 “If you do not eat My Body and drink My Blood you do not have life in you.” At The Last Supper/First Mass, He turned bread and wine into His Body and Blood, saying “This is My Body take and eat.” So Catholics do what Jesus said to do, their priests having been given the power to change bread and wine into Christ’s Body and Blood for those who obey sufficiently to receive. Some Protestants have a look-a-like, pretend Communion in their services. Are they pseudo-Cannibals?
Protestant lies are far more numerous than Catholic truths. What of those who tell such whoppers? Pastors Bob lies and fries.
