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Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Pastor Bob #44,001, Internal Memo

Catholic Fundamentalism just received a confidential copy of a memo sent by the latest and greatest, history-making Pastor...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Pastor Bob boo-boo #2

Catholics and better-educated Protestants are often surprised at the incredible errors taught as truth by the lower-end Pastor...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Pastor Bob boo-boo #1

Each Protestant schism was invented by An Ambitious Man with a Marketing Plan. The collective noun that describes...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

dis is the first, and last, Protestant

Protestant History, from Lucifer to Luther, is summed up: dis is the first, and last, Protestant. Lucifer, “dis”...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

The great Protestant error

Believing that it is enough to say “I believe in Jesus and the Bible.’ while refusing to obey...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Perfectly Purified Protestants 5

Protestant ministers with integrity see through the frauds that flow from the low-end Pastor Bobs who use poorly...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Perfectly Purified Protestants 2

CF recently overheard a conversation between a salesman for Giant Baptismal Fonts and a local Pastor Bob. They...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

I’d rather die than be Catholic.

Revelation 20 tells of “The Thousand Year Reign”. When it ends, “the dragon will be released from the...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

St. John says “Be Catholic!” 3

God made every human mind with the ability to tell lies while insisting “I tell the truth.” We...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

St. John says “Be Catholic!” 2

How can Protestants they read a passage like 1 Jn 2:3-11 and avoid the clear call “Be Catholic!”...