Tag: Catholic Church

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Start your own schism! Part 13

Some of the most important studies at Schism Seminary are in our Easy Mission Program. Schism Seminary students...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 12

Dr. Danny Dorkerdump is a bright light in The Schism Seminary Department of Theological Marketing. At our recent...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 11

Weekly faculty meetings at Schism Seminary give our learned scholars an opportunity to share the results of their...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 9

Inspiration! That’s one of our biggest jobs here at Schism Seminary. We want to inspire people, especially assistant...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 5

You have your schism up and running! You’ve built a huge, new building, and the money is rolling...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part 3

So, you’ve decided to take the Big Step. You are going to start your own schism! You aren’t...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Women are not allowed to be priests for good…

The Only Church Jesus Founded has decided that only men would be ordained. Further, ordained priests are required...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

The devil’s trap: “I believe, so I am…

When the Twelve Tribes spread out through what is now Israel, they were ruled by Judges. As they...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

Invent your own schism! Part II

A truly successful schism is like McDonald’s. It has lots of franchises. The old-line Protestant churches are perfect...

Ceiling painting of Christ and his apostles

The Church knows that gambling hurts families.

As the various schisms grow, The Church is reduced in legislative power. Societies become self-destructive. A perfect example....